Surviving Another Day

Dear Boobs, stop growing. Your growth is becoming expensive. There are only so many Victoria Secret bras I can afford in a year.

<3 E

Now that I've got that out of the way. An update on my gym status.

Second Visit To Gym

Ran 8 Laps

Walked  7 Laps

200 Sit-ups

Anyway, this is a reminder to every couple out there, including us. Remember to keep a balance between stern and romantic because the romance can get lost in all the lust.

Ok. So my Master got pretty stern with me the other night and wrote out an official list of rules for me to follow. So far so good. It's so much easier to not get in trouble and not make Him upset when I have a physical list. As of right now I am not sure what happens if I do break one, but I'm sure it is no walk in the park.

So I have a "What Not To Say To Your Master" of the day because I am feeling particularly childish.

When Master pulls out the bull whip and says He wants to play, He does not mean hide-and-seek...He will find you eventually.