Sooooo..... I love wonderfully perverted people.

Today has had a theme... Do your days ever have themes. The theme of the day was... drum role please...

SEX and Wonderfully Perverted People

So naturally a day that would usually be vanilla, is filled with pervertedness. Mucho fun for a Kink-friendly person : )

It started with my 8am anthropology class. We talked about non-human primates (AKA monkeys) and how they mate.

What I learned:

All females (non-human primates) are ready to be mounted durning the 3 - 4 week mating season.

Non-human primates are bilogically programed to have a submissive gesture. (Maybe some humans are too *wink* ) They show it by laying belly down on the ground, sticking their rearend up closing thier eyes and opening thier mouth wide, sticking out the most delecate parts of thier body.

(Learned all this in anthropology, not even kidding)

Male non-human primates mount every female they see.

It lasts for a second or two, and then the female signals it's done by turning around and slapping the male. (Can't make this stuff up. lol)

"Females are willing to be mounted all year long" - My Proffesor reffering to Human Sexuality.

I laughed at the submissive part and no one else did. It was great.

Anyway, so later in the day people were talking about the freebies they got at the recreational center, which included a free sample of astroglide. They thought it was "haha jokingly funny" I thought it was "haha, ironic that I have an entire bottle in my drawer that my Master uses in my ass" funny. lol. 

Then, one of my friends kept making really funny comments (perverted ones) during recruitment for our fraternity. He was wonderfully perverted. lol.

Anyway that was my wonderfully perverted sex themed day.