First Day of Exams = One Big Fail

Fail Number 1: My car was covered in ice this morning and I hit every stop light and crosswalk on the way to school so I was late to my first exam.

Fail Number 2: I got a 60 on my final Spanish test I will ever take after taking six years of Spanish and thoroughly preparing for it.

Fail Number 3: My teacher decided he would give us a cumulative final with 20 multiple choice questions and 9 essay questions, but he thinks that 100 question multiple choice quizzes are appropriate....

Fail Number 4:Verizon decided it didn't want to work for it's customers so people all over with Verizon are without/receiving crappy service even with 5 bars....yet somehow no one in the media or news world thinks this is a big story...

On a funnier note this news story made my day...

This man shoot his fiance by accident with a shot gun at their engagement party and then crashes driving her to the hospital. 

"TULSA, OK (CNN) - Oklahoma police said an intoxicated man shot his fiancee at their engagement party and then injured her in a car crash.
Police said the Monday night shooting in Tulsa was an accident that was fueled by alcohol.
They said the groom-to-be appeared to have been drunk when he started playing with a shotgun.
The gun accidentally went off, police said, and the man attempted to rush his future bride to the hospital.
That's when the evening took another turn for the worse. According to police, the groom crashed into another car on his way to the emergency room.
Police said both the man and the woman were taken to the hospital.
The groom-to-be is now likely to face criminal charges."

.... but Verizon's service crashing isn't news enough...